Free ninety-nine

Alright, so yesterday, I was chilling in the back of my friends circle where he lives. And in the little parking lot, we saw a pretty nice looking couch that no one wanted. So we decided to take that shit. But, we found that the couch was too big to fit in the back of anyones car, so we had to devise a plan to successfully get the couch from point a to point b. What we did was put my friends backseats down, jam the couch as far in as we could, and thats what we did. A good 3 feet of the couch was sticking out the back, and it was very unsafe, so we put cables around the back. Then, i sat shotgun and held the couch to reassure that it wouldn't fall. We got it to my house, put that shit in the patio then kicked it.

Ouch

Okay, so yesterday, something totally crazy happened to me... sort of. I was sitting down on the top of a table with my feet on the bench, and my friend and I were just talking... then I stood up because we were about to leave in a second. Then, out of nowhere, i totally blacked out while i was standing on top of the table. According to my friend, I striaght up fell off the table, almost hit my head on a cinderblock and ate shit. Halfway through the fall, I thought to myself, damn, am I trippin balls right now? Until i was completely on the ground and Brian was asking "Dude, are you okay?" I had no clue what happened. But, I woke up at the time, with the wind knocked out of me and basically every part of my body was in pain. It was something fierce. Nothing like that has ever happened to me so I thought it was kinda trippy.